From Hitchhikers guide to galaxy to lord fo the rings to vikings
shAq: The question is: why would i want the earth destroyed now
aankha : i dunno... to hitch a ride to the galaxy??
aankha : do you have an alien friend that might point a thumb in the right direction?
shAq : don't know.. but i have my suspicions about a girl who sits next to me in the office..
aankha : hmm... i'm wondering as well..
aankha : too bad i don't have a golden ring on my thumb
shAq : where're your bangles or bracelets u were wearing yesterday?
aankha : invisible......
shAq : ok... so.. call them up?
aankha : i can't ... it's their choice
aankha : don't tell anyone... but
aankha : they're alive.......
shAq : who are alive?
aankha : the bangles and bracelets and the rings
aankha : they only let me wear them out of pity
aankha : and only let anyone see them when they're in the modd
aankha : mood**
shAq : i'm starting to see some resemblence here.
shAq : the only thing that i need to hear now is "MY PRECIOUS" must be the beginning phase..
aankha : i said they go invisible.. not make me go invisible as well
aankha : and if i start doing the "my precious" imitation.. just KILL ME please
shAq : but jwellery with a mind of their own.. Say.. you didn't buy them off some creepy antique store.. did you?
aankha : not reallt
aankha : really
aankha : oh my god
aankha : it ws given to me
aankha : it's a conspiracy
shAq : now.. start with a conspiracy.. what conspiracy?
aankha : they all want to get me
aankha : the conspiracy to get my privacy
aankha : learn my secrets
aankha : control me
aankha : oh no
aankha : what an i to do??
aankha : do you think they have brainwashed me yet>
aankha : ??
shAq : not to mention.. ruin your 40/40 vision
aankha : yeah
shAq : don't worry.. i have a way..
aankha : no... not my 40/40 vision
shAq : seek the tallest volcano in the deepest gorge. There you'll find a sword.. Do not touch it.. Past the sword there's a well but there's no water in it. It's filled with lava. Now drop the jwellery in it and run out of there.. coz' the volcano will errupt then.
aankha : okay will do
aankha : ummmm... how do i find the gorge?
shAq : Good luck .. fair maiden. may Oden grant you safe passage and Thor protect you from the firebreathing lizards of the northen skies.
aankha : or do i look for the volcano first?
aankha : thor might just drop a giant hammer on your head for that dig
shAq : what dig?
aankha : the protect me from the firebreathing lizards part
aankha : you might make them dragons
aankha : what good are lizards?
aankha : i dunno... to hitch a ride to the galaxy??
aankha : do you have an alien friend that might point a thumb in the right direction?
shAq : don't know.. but i have my suspicions about a girl who sits next to me in the office..
aankha : hmm... i'm wondering as well..
aankha : too bad i don't have a golden ring on my thumb
shAq : where're your bangles or bracelets u were wearing yesterday?
aankha : invisible......
shAq : ok... so.. call them up?
aankha : i can't ... it's their choice
aankha : don't tell anyone... but
aankha : they're alive.......
shAq : who are alive?
aankha : the bangles and bracelets and the rings
aankha : they only let me wear them out of pity
aankha : and only let anyone see them when they're in the modd
aankha : mood**
shAq : i'm starting to see some resemblence here.
shAq : the only thing that i need to hear now is "MY PRECIOUS" must be the beginning phase..
aankha : i said they go invisible.. not make me go invisible as well
aankha : and if i start doing the "my precious" imitation.. just KILL ME please
shAq : but jwellery with a mind of their own.. Say.. you didn't buy them off some creepy antique store.. did you?
aankha : not reallt
aankha : really
aankha : oh my god
aankha : it ws given to me
aankha : it's a conspiracy
shAq : now.. start with a conspiracy.. what conspiracy?
aankha : they all want to get me
aankha : the conspiracy to get my privacy
aankha : learn my secrets
aankha : control me
aankha : oh no
aankha : what an i to do??
aankha : do you think they have brainwashed me yet>
aankha : ??
shAq : not to mention.. ruin your 40/40 vision
aankha : yeah
shAq : don't worry.. i have a way..
aankha : no... not my 40/40 vision
shAq : seek the tallest volcano in the deepest gorge. There you'll find a sword.. Do not touch it.. Past the sword there's a well but there's no water in it. It's filled with lava. Now drop the jwellery in it and run out of there.. coz' the volcano will errupt then.
aankha : okay will do
aankha : ummmm... how do i find the gorge?
shAq : Good luck .. fair maiden. may Oden grant you safe passage and Thor protect you from the firebreathing lizards of the northen skies.
aankha : or do i look for the volcano first?
aankha : thor might just drop a giant hammer on your head for that dig
shAq : what dig?
aankha : the protect me from the firebreathing lizards part
aankha : you might make them dragons
aankha : what good are lizards?