Things we talk about ....
It's a long day in office and as we sit in front of the CRT doing our jobs and sometimes with nothing to do, many things come to our minds and out from under our fingertips. Here's a snippet of what goes on during those IM sessions...
2008-07-07

Reports!!

Category: , , , By aankha
aankha: hey
did u run any reports ever???
shAq: nopes
no data to run
aankha: okay

shAq: you running reports?
aankha: can't
shAq: ok
2008-03-31

Private/Personal

Category: , , , , By shAq
aankha: hmm
Its April 1 today
look at my Private message in MSN
shAq: everybody can see it.. what's private about it?
aankha: eh it;s personal rahechha
my bad
shAq: happy b'day
aankha: ;P
:P
2008-03-30

The case of the Convulsing Meat!

Category: , , , By aankha
shAq: I was at the cold store today.. and i saw the the meat on display having convulsions.
aankha: uh?
shAq: the meat on the display was moving
aankha: uh!
and?
shAq: I wanted to buy that piece
aankha: why?
shAq: to eat
aankha: the convulsing meat??
shAq: disturbing eh?
aankha: ok
WHY was the meat moving?
and WHY did you want it?
shAq: meat does that sometimes.. when you cut of the head of something, the body keeps moving to release the energy it has. .. may the meat was fresh..
aankha: okay.. then it wasn't meat yet.. for me
it was MURDER
shAq: c'mon . every momo you bite is murder then
aankha: no.. by then it's meat
and someone else murdered the meat giving animal

shAq: well.. it was murdered coz' you demanded it.. so you're the motive for murder.
aankha: nahinnnnnnnnnnnn
i might as well become a vegi... if this keeps up
no.. i just have to stop thinking of this
and YOU
stop making me think
shAq: ha ha
why me
what have i done
aankha: you're the one who brought up the convulsing meat
shAq: I'm just an innocent bystander in the path of your conflicting conscious.
aankha: well you're the one the Fates chose to put in my path
so STOP IT

shAq: still i'm innocent.

aankha: until proven guilty
2008-01-28

Bad Mojo Jojo

Category: , , By aankha
aankha: outbox mai adkiyo
shAq: hmmm...
aankha: timro disease saryo
shAq: maybe aghi timile ya type garda.. you took it away from me
aankha: maybe
bad bad finger
shAq: bad bad mojo
aankha: mero bad luck dherai kharab rahechha
shAq: nah.. badluck nothing.. google server ma problem cha
2008-01-20

I'm Joey Tribiani

Category: , , , By aankha
aankha: I'm Joey Tribiani
shAq: so did you put your finger in the socket and nothing happened to you?
aankha: i dunno... i didn't find out...
aankha: i blacked out before anything happened
2008-01-17

What Dreams May Come

Category: , , By shAq
shAq : hijo raati 9-12 batti gaako....
shAq : ani light on nai garera sutechu...
aankha : jhilimili!!
aankha : 12 baje ta
aankha : waah
aankha : madhya raatma din
shAq : aaja bihan at about 5:00 saw you in my dream.. i was startled and woke up.. tyaspachi sutnai sakinga
aankha :
aankha :
aankha :
2008-01-16

Pair of shoes too large for shAq

Category: , , , By aankha
shAq: hijo for the first time i found a pair of shoes that was too large for me
shAq: for the first time ever

aankha: NICE
aankha: musta belonged to the giant
shAq: must've but he didn't come to pick it up.. so.. 30% discound ma sale ma thiyo
aankha: maybe
aankha: it was too large for anyone else ta ... ani they had no hopes of ever selling it... except maybe to you
aankha: or so they thought