shAq: My bro asked me this question: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and pig?
aankha: dig
shAq: what dig?
aankha: dinosaur + pig
shAq: he he.. no
shAq: jurassic pork re. answer

aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you
aankha: thanks
aankha: the day would be empty without me sneezing
shAq: huh? it might be a late start without you sneezing first thing in the morning.. but it won't be empty..
aankha: MT MT
shAq: MT MT?
aankha: empty = MT
aankha: MT or not MT, that is the question
aankha: MT or !MT, that is the question
aankha: question = MT || !MT
shAq: MT || !MT is not the question.. the question is MT?'askWhy()':'shallWeEnjoy()' is
shAq: the question..
aankha: hehe

aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:38 PM): want one?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:49 PM): what? pom poms?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:53 PM): rum raisin chaina?
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:54 PM): lollys
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:56 PM): nope
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:03 PM): deu
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:26 PM): it's been a long time..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:03 PM): and you saw i'm not a good catcher.. never throw important stuff at me ok!
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:10 PM): ok
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:25 PM): *note to self: do not throw breakable stuff to ashish
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:46 PM): infact don't throw anything at anyone..
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:57 PM): nothing heavy
aankha (11/1/2007 3:06:03 PM): i promise
shAq (11/1/2007 3:06:17 PM): kati wata cover ho yasma?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:40 PM): i won't forget this taste... and i don't want another one ever.. hai..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:46 PM): how do you eat this/
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:11 PM): with great fortitude
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:38 PM): which is why i keep taking it out of my mouth... every once in a while
shAq (11/1/2007 3:08:40 PM): walls of my cheek are hurt
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:52 PM): refer to above suggestion
shAq (11/1/2007 3:09:12 PM): you gotta compensate me for this hai...
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:21 PM): that was for my 15 rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:36 PM): you still owe me for 10 more
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:13 PM): huh.. what about the pain and suffering and hurt in the cheeks of my wal.
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:17 PM): wall of my cheeks
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:08 PM): that makes up rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:18 PM): so you're still up for Rs 8
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:06 PM): it felt like someone put a some sticky tar like stuff in my cheeks.. my saliva is reacting to it... something is stuck in the back of my mouth
aankha (11/1/2007 3:14:19 PM): drink water
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:29 PM): yeah.. i'm drinking from time 2 time

shAq: On 13th of October, a pocket calculator somewhere in Kathmandu became selfaware. Within a minute it planned a complete plan for the annhilation of mankind
shAq: Then it ran out of battery
aankha: damn shoulda used duracell
shAq: ha ha.. lucky for mankind though..

shAq: did you do something to your tounge or is something wrong with it.. ? ...
aankha: so nice of u to notice
shAq: don't tell me you pierced it? i hope not...
aankha: nice one
aankha: why would u think that.... I wonder
shAq: aghi dekhi.. gardai chou.. that's why. i thought...may be the ring was bothering your pallete or something
aankha: you're breaking my heart... and here i thought u noticed..................
aankha: booo hoooo hoooooooo
shAq: aghi dekhi.. haat le mukh chopiraheko chou...how am i to notice that..??
aankha: was i???
shAq: yeah..
shAq: ahile pani... almost
shAq: khoi.. i didn't see the ring... kati bhitra rakheko...
aankha: IT IS INVISIBLE.....
aankha: u should have known
aankha: they never let me show them
aankha: i told ya
shAq: oh.... so your bangles(was it?) have moved to your tongue?
aankha: no
aankha: they're still here... unfortunately?
aankha: i think the tongue stud is their nephew
aankha: but i'm not sure

Notice the time connected. I swear that this is not photoshoped. My vpn manager showed this result. I found out why it was happening. Really funny. I had changed the system date for some testing and this happened. Of course my connection wouldn't work after that.

shAq: what's the status with delete? ma pani tyo herchu hai aaja
aankha: status is back to square one
aankha: i removed whatever i tried because i was really really frustrated that the edit went haywire with the delete
aankha: i wash my hands off the delete
shAq: haat haraula ahile.. hehe
shAq: don't touch me with delete in your hands.
aankha: i washed it off
aankha: i'll wipe the delete on your shirt though
shAq: if my shirt disappears it's your fault.
aankha: so NOT very nice of you
shAq: what?
aankha: so...
aankha: ??
shAq: what "so NOT very nice of you"
aankha: why do you need a shirt?
aankha: I need one
aankha: why do you?
shAq: la.. yasto hawa chalcha... aaja ta no jacket.. swimming bata pharkina ko lai shirt euta ta chahiyo ni
aankha: promise i won't look... you can use my hankerchief to hide behind
aankha: hawa roki halchha ni

aankha: it changes it changes
aankha: the names i mean
aankha: when you change the nickname of contacts,. the names in message archive also changes
aankha: yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aankha: and if you remove the timestamps from the archives when u view, you can simply copy and paste
shAq: and i just made up a regex to remove the timestamps


aankha: nice one

aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you
shAq: i think you should open the curtains and let the sun hit you
aankha: the sun hitting me will cause my eyes to water
aankha: i have to protect my 40/40 vision
shAq: c'mon... the sun's gonna hi t your legs at most and maybe warm you up.. it's not gonna reach your eyes
aankha: no the sun light at the window will harm my eyes, especial;y since the monitor looks right at it and i look right at the monitor
shAq: now where's that audible when i need it

shAq : i need to learn spanish...
shAq : free..
aankha : wy
aankha : are you moving to spain
aankha : or mexico
aankha : ??
aankha : i know
aankha : kidnap someone spanish
shAq : keep wishin..
aankha : make him/her teach you as ransom
shAq : hehe
aankha : what
aankha : that is a suggestion
aankha : just a sugg
aankha : no need to actually do it
aankha : at least i came up with a soln
aankha : what about u
aankha : ??
aankha : hmmm?
shAq : that's not free.. i've thought about that.. you gotta rent a room to keep the hostage, you need to feed him.. take care of him.. buy a weapon to take him/her as hostage. then you gotta pay the cab driver or any driver so he/she won't spill the beans.. that's a lot of expense
aankha : no need for a weapon... just keep your hands inside the jacket pocket... point two fingers from inside the pocket.. and viola.... you've got a weapon...
aankha : what cab driver ni... just place the UNCONSCIOUS guy in a large bag...
shAq : ani what about the room and food.. i can't keep the hostage at home... my parents will keep me out of the house
aankha : no one needs to know anything
shAq : ani unconscious manche le malai spanish kasari sikaucha ni
aankha : well ration gara na...afno bhaag ko ali kati dine ni
aankha : la lyauda po unconscious
shAq : i want to learn spanish.. not go on a diet
aankha : room ta timro gnd floor chha ni
aankha : diet might do u good
shAq : ka ground floor ma hunu top floor ma cha...
aankha : bhai halyo ni ta
shAq : ground floor ma room napayera.. jhyau cha
aankha : all alone
shAq : diet won't do me good..
shAq : i'm going swimming. heram ke huncha
aankha : aba dherai din rakhna ta mildaina... so learn fast
shAq : ahile samma dublakok ta chaina
aankha : la bhayo...
aankha : no kidnapping for you
aankha : you think too much

shAq: i reached the end of the internet.. now what do i do????
aankha: stumble again
shAq: what if fall off the edge..
shAq: i don't want to be lost
aankha: you won;t
aankha: the vaccuum will save you
shAq: are you sure?
aankha: yep
aankha: been there
aankha: done that
shAq: what.. fall off the edge?
shAq: internet is flat you know..
aankha: no
aankha: internet is in 4D
aankha: xyz and t
shAq: ok then

shAq: why don't blind people skydive?
aankha: dunno
aankha: they don't know whether they're going up or down?
shAq: nah coz' It scares the heck out of the dog.

shAq : net speed is like... v.....e.....r.....y......s..........l.....o.... [packet lost]
aankha : n.i..........c............e.................................

shAq: The question is: why would i want the earth destroyed now
aankha : i dunno... to hitch a ride to the galaxy??
aankha : do you have an alien friend that might point a thumb in the right direction?
shAq : don't know.. but i have my suspicions about a girl who sits next to me in the office..
aankha : hmm... i'm wondering as well..
aankha : too bad i don't have a golden ring on my thumb
shAq : where're your bangles or bracelets u were wearing yesterday?
aankha : invisible......
shAq : ok... so.. call them up?
aankha : i can't ... it's their choice
aankha : don't tell anyone... but
aankha : they're alive.......
shAq : who are alive?
aankha : the bangles and bracelets and the rings
aankha : they only let me wear them out of pity
aankha : and only let anyone see them when they're in the modd
aankha : mood**
shAq : i'm starting to see some resemblence here.
shAq : the only thing that i need to hear now is "MY PRECIOUS" must be the beginning phase..
aankha : i said they go invisible.. not make me go invisible as well
aankha : and if i start doing the "my precious" imitation.. just KILL ME please
shAq : but jwellery with a mind of their own.. Say.. you didn't buy them off some creepy antique store.. did you?
aankha : not reallt
aankha : really
aankha : oh my god
aankha : it ws given to me
aankha : it's a conspiracy
shAq : now.. start with a conspiracy.. what conspiracy?
aankha : they all want to get me
aankha : the conspiracy to get my privacy
aankha : learn my secrets
aankha : control me
aankha : oh no
aankha : what an i to do??
aankha : do you think they have brainwashed me yet>
aankha : ??
shAq : not to mention.. ruin your 40/40 vision
aankha : yeah
shAq : don't worry.. i have a way..
aankha : no... not my 40/40 vision
shAq : seek the tallest volcano in the deepest gorge. There you'll find a sword.. Do not touch it.. Past the sword there's a well but there's no water in it. It's filled with lava. Now drop the jwellery in it and run out of there.. coz' the volcano will errupt then.
aankha : okay will do
aankha : ummmm... how do i find the gorge?
shAq : Good luck .. fair maiden. may Oden grant you safe passage and Thor protect you from the firebreathing lizards of the northen skies.
aankha : or do i look for the volcano first?
aankha : thor might just drop a giant hammer on your head for that dig
shAq : what dig?
aankha : the protect me from the firebreathing lizards part
aankha : you might make them dragons
aankha : what good are lizards?

shAq: Who's got the Ctrl?
aankha: not me
aankha: would you mind Shifting a little to the top...
shAq: why? view is clear.. are you on TABS?
aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you...
aankha: thank you
shAq: np
aankha: Tere mere bich me kaisa hai yeh Space said one Alt to the other
shAq: but i think they are looking at the other keys from the Windows on their sides!
aankha: hmmmmm
aankha: too much pun
aankha: pachena
shAq: ok.I think you need a Pause/Break. .go Home and go to Sleep then? When you Wake Up,, it'll be clear to you.
aankha: F1 F1
aankha: ashish is going ~~~~~~~~~~~
shAq: ok.. you need to get some Ctrl or else you won't be able to Print.. ke .. .and that'd be very discomforting ...

Om: which part of speech is 'good' in 'I am feeling good'?
aankha : the nicest part :D

shAq: i think you need to get your eyes's checked.
aankha: i did
aankha: 20-20 visiob
aankha: sivion
aankha: vision
shAq: i can see that
aankha: i ight have 40/40 if you count my name as well
aankha: might**

Rabi: thinking to send these all to madhu dai slowly
aankha: how slowly?
aankha: one letter at a time?

shAq: So, what's the plans for tonite? call garyo?
aankha: kaslai??
shAq: Harry Potter lai ni!
aankha: eh...no... i thought he'd be busy..... what with defeating an evil wizard and all

shAq: we're supposed to use 638 right?
aankha: yes
aankha: i told you ni
shAq: just confirming
aankha: consider urself confirmed
shAq: how does one confirm oneself?
aankha: that is why i said consider
aankha: not do
shAq: ??? i'm out of words..

It's a long day in office and as we sit in front of the CRT doing our jobs and sometimes with nothing to do, many things come to our minds and out from under our fingertips. Here's a snippet of what goes on during those IM sessions...

Enjoy.