aankha: hey
did u run any reports ever???
shAq: nopes
no data to run
aankha: okay

shAq: you running reports?
aankha: can't
shAq: ok

aankha: hmm
Its April 1 today
look at my Private message in MSN
shAq: everybody can see it.. what's private about it?
aankha: eh it;s personal rahechha
my bad
shAq: happy b'day
aankha: ;P
:P

shAq: I was at the cold store today.. and i saw the the meat on display having convulsions.
aankha: uh?
shAq: the meat on the display was moving
aankha: uh!
and?
shAq: I wanted to buy that piece
aankha: why?
shAq: to eat
aankha: the convulsing meat??
shAq: disturbing eh?
aankha: ok
WHY was the meat moving?
and WHY did you want it?
shAq: meat does that sometimes.. when you cut of the head of something, the body keeps moving to release the energy it has. .. may the meat was fresh..
aankha: okay.. then it wasn't meat yet.. for me
it was MURDER
shAq: c'mon . every momo you bite is murder then
aankha: no.. by then it's meat
and someone else murdered the meat giving animal

shAq: well.. it was murdered coz' you demanded it.. so you're the motive for murder.
aankha: nahinnnnnnnnnnnn
i might as well become a vegi... if this keeps up
no.. i just have to stop thinking of this
and YOU
stop making me think
shAq: ha ha
why me
what have i done
aankha: you're the one who brought up the convulsing meat
shAq: I'm just an innocent bystander in the path of your conflicting conscious.
aankha: well you're the one the Fates chose to put in my path
so STOP IT

shAq: still i'm innocent.

aankha: until proven guilty

aankha: outbox mai adkiyo
shAq: hmmm...
aankha: timro disease saryo
shAq: maybe aghi timile ya type garda.. you took it away from me
aankha: maybe
bad bad finger
shAq: bad bad mojo
aankha: mero bad luck dherai kharab rahechha
shAq: nah.. badluck nothing.. google server ma problem cha

aankha: I'm Joey Tribiani
shAq: so did you put your finger in the socket and nothing happened to you?
aankha: i dunno... i didn't find out...
aankha: i blacked out before anything happened

shAq : hijo raati 9-12 batti gaako....
shAq : ani light on nai garera sutechu...
aankha : jhilimili!!
aankha : 12 baje ta
aankha : waah
aankha : madhya raatma din
shAq : aaja bihan at about 5:00 saw you in my dream.. i was startled and woke up.. tyaspachi sutnai sakinga
aankha :
aankha :
aankha :

shAq: hijo for the first time i found a pair of shoes that was too large for me
shAq: for the first time ever

aankha: NICE
aankha: musta belonged to the giant
shAq: must've but he didn't come to pick it up.. so.. 30% discound ma sale ma thiyo
aankha: maybe
aankha: it was too large for anyone else ta ... ani they had no hopes of ever selling it... except maybe to you
aankha: or so they thought