shAq: My bro asked me this question: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and pig?
aankha: dig
shAq: what dig?
aankha: dinosaur + pig
shAq: he he.. no
shAq: jurassic pork re. answer

aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you
aankha: thanks
aankha: the day would be empty without me sneezing
shAq: huh? it might be a late start without you sneezing first thing in the morning.. but it won't be empty..
aankha: MT MT
shAq: MT MT?
aankha: empty = MT
aankha: MT or not MT, that is the question
aankha: MT or !MT, that is the question
aankha: question = MT || !MT
shAq: MT || !MT is not the question.. the question is MT?'askWhy()':'shallWeEnjoy()' is
shAq: the question..
aankha: hehe

aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:38 PM): want one?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:49 PM): what? pom poms?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:53 PM): rum raisin chaina?
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:54 PM): lollys
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:56 PM): nope
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:03 PM): deu
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:26 PM): it's been a long time..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:03 PM): and you saw i'm not a good catcher.. never throw important stuff at me ok!
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:10 PM): ok
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:25 PM): *note to self: do not throw breakable stuff to ashish
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:46 PM): infact don't throw anything at anyone..
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:57 PM): nothing heavy
aankha (11/1/2007 3:06:03 PM): i promise
shAq (11/1/2007 3:06:17 PM): kati wata cover ho yasma?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:40 PM): i won't forget this taste... and i don't want another one ever.. hai..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:46 PM): how do you eat this/
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:11 PM): with great fortitude
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:38 PM): which is why i keep taking it out of my mouth... every once in a while
shAq (11/1/2007 3:08:40 PM): walls of my cheek are hurt
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:52 PM): refer to above suggestion
shAq (11/1/2007 3:09:12 PM): you gotta compensate me for this hai...
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:21 PM): that was for my 15 rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:36 PM): you still owe me for 10 more
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:13 PM): huh.. what about the pain and suffering and hurt in the cheeks of my wal.
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:17 PM): wall of my cheeks
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:08 PM): that makes up rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:18 PM): so you're still up for Rs 8
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:06 PM): it felt like someone put a some sticky tar like stuff in my cheeks.. my saliva is reacting to it... something is stuck in the back of my mouth
aankha (11/1/2007 3:14:19 PM): drink water
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:29 PM): yeah.. i'm drinking from time 2 time

shAq: On 13th of October, a pocket calculator somewhere in Kathmandu became selfaware. Within a minute it planned a complete plan for the annhilation of mankind
shAq: Then it ran out of battery
aankha: damn shoulda used duracell
shAq: ha ha.. lucky for mankind though..

shAq: did you do something to your tounge or is something wrong with it.. ? ...
aankha: so nice of u to notice
shAq: don't tell me you pierced it? i hope not...
aankha: nice one
aankha: why would u think that.... I wonder
shAq: aghi dekhi.. gardai chou.. that's why. i thought...may be the ring was bothering your pallete or something
aankha: you're breaking my heart... and here i thought u noticed..................
aankha: booo hoooo hoooooooo
shAq: aghi dekhi.. haat le mukh chopiraheko chou...how am i to notice that..??
aankha: was i???
shAq: yeah..
shAq: ahile pani... almost
shAq: khoi.. i didn't see the ring... kati bhitra rakheko...
aankha: IT IS INVISIBLE.....
aankha: u should have known
aankha: they never let me show them
aankha: i told ya
shAq: oh.... so your bangles(was it?) have moved to your tongue?
aankha: no
aankha: they're still here... unfortunately?
aankha: i think the tongue stud is their nephew
aankha: but i'm not sure