Missing you a lot aankha.. It's been a long time since our last talks.. since you went to the land down under and i came to US. Now u're back home and i'm away here..

aankha: hey
did u run any reports ever???
shAq: nopes
no data to run
aankha: okay

shAq: you running reports?
aankha: can't
shAq: ok

aankha: hmm
Its April 1 today
look at my Private message in MSN
shAq: everybody can see it.. what's private about it?
aankha: eh it;s personal rahechha
my bad
shAq: happy b'day
aankha: ;P
:P

shAq: I was at the cold store today.. and i saw the the meat on display having convulsions.
aankha: uh?
shAq: the meat on the display was moving
aankha: uh!
and?
shAq: I wanted to buy that piece
aankha: why?
shAq: to eat
aankha: the convulsing meat??
shAq: disturbing eh?
aankha: ok
WHY was the meat moving?
and WHY did you want it?
shAq: meat does that sometimes.. when you cut of the head of something, the body keeps moving to release the energy it has. .. may the meat was fresh..
aankha: okay.. then it wasn't meat yet.. for me
it was MURDER
shAq: c'mon . every momo you bite is murder then
aankha: no.. by then it's meat
and someone else murdered the meat giving animal

shAq: well.. it was murdered coz' you demanded it.. so you're the motive for murder.
aankha: nahinnnnnnnnnnnn
i might as well become a vegi... if this keeps up
no.. i just have to stop thinking of this
and YOU
stop making me think
shAq: ha ha
why me
what have i done
aankha: you're the one who brought up the convulsing meat
shAq: I'm just an innocent bystander in the path of your conflicting conscious.
aankha: well you're the one the Fates chose to put in my path
so STOP IT

shAq: still i'm innocent.

aankha: until proven guilty

aankha: outbox mai adkiyo
shAq: hmmm...
aankha: timro disease saryo
shAq: maybe aghi timile ya type garda.. you took it away from me
aankha: maybe
bad bad finger
shAq: bad bad mojo
aankha: mero bad luck dherai kharab rahechha
shAq: nah.. badluck nothing.. google server ma problem cha

aankha: I'm Joey Tribiani
shAq: so did you put your finger in the socket and nothing happened to you?
aankha: i dunno... i didn't find out...
aankha: i blacked out before anything happened

shAq : hijo raati 9-12 batti gaako....
shAq : ani light on nai garera sutechu...
aankha : jhilimili!!
aankha : 12 baje ta
aankha : waah
aankha : madhya raatma din
shAq : aaja bihan at about 5:00 saw you in my dream.. i was startled and woke up.. tyaspachi sutnai sakinga
aankha :
aankha :
aankha :

shAq: hijo for the first time i found a pair of shoes that was too large for me
shAq: for the first time ever

aankha: NICE
aankha: musta belonged to the giant
shAq: must've but he didn't come to pick it up.. so.. 30% discound ma sale ma thiyo
aankha: maybe
aankha: it was too large for anyone else ta ... ani they had no hopes of ever selling it... except maybe to you
aankha: or so they thought

shAq: My bro asked me this question: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and pig?
aankha: dig
shAq: what dig?
aankha: dinosaur + pig
shAq: he he.. no
shAq: jurassic pork re. answer

aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you
aankha: thanks
aankha: the day would be empty without me sneezing
shAq: huh? it might be a late start without you sneezing first thing in the morning.. but it won't be empty..
aankha: MT MT
shAq: MT MT?
aankha: empty = MT
aankha: MT or not MT, that is the question
aankha: MT or !MT, that is the question
aankha: question = MT || !MT
shAq: MT || !MT is not the question.. the question is MT?'askWhy()':'shallWeEnjoy()' is
shAq: the question..
aankha: hehe

aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:38 PM): want one?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:49 PM): what? pom poms?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:03:53 PM): rum raisin chaina?
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:54 PM): lollys
aankha (11/1/2007 3:03:56 PM): nope
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:03 PM): deu
shAq (11/1/2007 3:04:26 PM): it's been a long time..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:03 PM): and you saw i'm not a good catcher.. never throw important stuff at me ok!
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:10 PM): ok
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:25 PM): *note to self: do not throw breakable stuff to ashish
shAq (11/1/2007 3:05:46 PM): infact don't throw anything at anyone..
aankha (11/1/2007 3:05:57 PM): nothing heavy
aankha (11/1/2007 3:06:03 PM): i promise
shAq (11/1/2007 3:06:17 PM): kati wata cover ho yasma?
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:40 PM): i won't forget this taste... and i don't want another one ever.. hai..
shAq (11/1/2007 3:07:46 PM): how do you eat this/
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:11 PM): with great fortitude
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:38 PM): which is why i keep taking it out of my mouth... every once in a while
shAq (11/1/2007 3:08:40 PM): walls of my cheek are hurt
aankha (11/1/2007 3:08:52 PM): refer to above suggestion
shAq (11/1/2007 3:09:12 PM): you gotta compensate me for this hai...
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:21 PM): that was for my 15 rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:09:36 PM): you still owe me for 10 more
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:13 PM): huh.. what about the pain and suffering and hurt in the cheeks of my wal.
shAq (11/1/2007 3:10:17 PM): wall of my cheeks
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:08 PM): that makes up rupees
aankha (11/1/2007 3:12:18 PM): so you're still up for Rs 8
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:06 PM): it felt like someone put a some sticky tar like stuff in my cheeks.. my saliva is reacting to it... something is stuck in the back of my mouth
aankha (11/1/2007 3:14:19 PM): drink water
shAq (11/1/2007 3:14:29 PM): yeah.. i'm drinking from time 2 time

shAq: On 13th of October, a pocket calculator somewhere in Kathmandu became selfaware. Within a minute it planned a complete plan for the annhilation of mankind
shAq: Then it ran out of battery
aankha: damn shoulda used duracell
shAq: ha ha.. lucky for mankind though..

shAq: did you do something to your tounge or is something wrong with it.. ? ...
aankha: so nice of u to notice
shAq: don't tell me you pierced it? i hope not...
aankha: nice one
aankha: why would u think that.... I wonder
shAq: aghi dekhi.. gardai chou.. that's why. i thought...may be the ring was bothering your pallete or something
aankha: you're breaking my heart... and here i thought u noticed..................
aankha: booo hoooo hoooooooo
shAq: aghi dekhi.. haat le mukh chopiraheko chou...how am i to notice that..??
aankha: was i???
shAq: yeah..
shAq: ahile pani... almost
shAq: khoi.. i didn't see the ring... kati bhitra rakheko...
aankha: IT IS INVISIBLE.....
aankha: u should have known
aankha: they never let me show them
aankha: i told ya
shAq: oh.... so your bangles(was it?) have moved to your tongue?
aankha: no
aankha: they're still here... unfortunately?
aankha: i think the tongue stud is their nephew
aankha: but i'm not sure

Notice the time connected. I swear that this is not photoshoped. My vpn manager showed this result. I found out why it was happening. Really funny. I had changed the system date for some testing and this happened. Of course my connection wouldn't work after that.

shAq: what's the status with delete? ma pani tyo herchu hai aaja
aankha: status is back to square one
aankha: i removed whatever i tried because i was really really frustrated that the edit went haywire with the delete
aankha: i wash my hands off the delete
shAq: haat haraula ahile.. hehe
shAq: don't touch me with delete in your hands.
aankha: i washed it off
aankha: i'll wipe the delete on your shirt though
shAq: if my shirt disappears it's your fault.
aankha: so NOT very nice of you
shAq: what?
aankha: so...
aankha: ??
shAq: what "so NOT very nice of you"
aankha: why do you need a shirt?
aankha: I need one
aankha: why do you?
shAq: la.. yasto hawa chalcha... aaja ta no jacket.. swimming bata pharkina ko lai shirt euta ta chahiyo ni
aankha: promise i won't look... you can use my hankerchief to hide behind
aankha: hawa roki halchha ni

aankha: it changes it changes
aankha: the names i mean
aankha: when you change the nickname of contacts,. the names in message archive also changes
aankha: yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aankha: and if you remove the timestamps from the archives when u view, you can simply copy and paste
shAq: and i just made up a regex to remove the timestamps


aankha: nice one

aankha sneezes
shAq: bless you
shAq: i think you should open the curtains and let the sun hit you
aankha: the sun hitting me will cause my eyes to water
aankha: i have to protect my 40/40 vision
shAq: c'mon... the sun's gonna hi t your legs at most and maybe warm you up.. it's not gonna reach your eyes
aankha: no the sun light at the window will harm my eyes, especial;y since the monitor looks right at it and i look right at the monitor
shAq: now where's that audible when i need it

shAq : i need to learn spanish...
shAq : free..
aankha : wy
aankha : are you moving to spain
aankha : or mexico
aankha : ??
aankha : i know
aankha : kidnap someone spanish
shAq : keep wishin..
aankha : make him/her teach you as ransom
shAq : hehe
aankha : what
aankha : that is a suggestion
aankha : just a sugg
aankha : no need to actually do it
aankha : at least i came up with a soln
aankha : what about u
aankha : ??
aankha : hmmm?
shAq : that's not free.. i've thought about that.. you gotta rent a room to keep the hostage, you need to feed him.. take care of him.. buy a weapon to take him/her as hostage. then you gotta pay the cab driver or any driver so he/she won't spill the beans.. that's a lot of expense
aankha : no need for a weapon... just keep your hands inside the jacket pocket... point two fingers from inside the pocket.. and viola.... you've got a weapon...
aankha : what cab driver ni... just place the UNCONSCIOUS guy in a large bag...
shAq : ani what about the room and food.. i can't keep the hostage at home... my parents will keep me out of the house
aankha : no one needs to know anything
shAq : ani unconscious manche le malai spanish kasari sikaucha ni
aankha : well ration gara na...afno bhaag ko ali kati dine ni
aankha : la lyauda po unconscious
shAq : i want to learn spanish.. not go on a diet
aankha : room ta timro gnd floor chha ni
aankha : diet might do u good
shAq : ka ground floor ma hunu top floor ma cha...
aankha : bhai halyo ni ta
shAq : ground floor ma room napayera.. jhyau cha
aankha : all alone
shAq : diet won't do me good..
shAq : i'm going swimming. heram ke huncha
aankha : aba dherai din rakhna ta mildaina... so learn fast
shAq : ahile samma dublakok ta chaina
aankha : la bhayo...
aankha : no kidnapping for you
aankha : you think too much

shAq: i reached the end of the internet.. now what do i do????
aankha: stumble again
shAq: what if fall off the edge..
shAq: i don't want to be lost
aankha: you won;t
aankha: the vaccuum will save you
shAq: are you sure?
aankha: yep
aankha: been there
aankha: done that
shAq: what.. fall off the edge?
shAq: internet is flat you know..
aankha: no
aankha: internet is in 4D
aankha: xyz and t
shAq: ok then

shAq: why don't blind people skydive?
aankha: dunno
aankha: they don't know whether they're going up or down?
shAq: nah coz' It scares the heck out of the dog.